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Let's play a fun drinking game! Get out your scotch and play along. Take a shot every time we have a time-honored shoujo trope. Ready? Go.
Threatening situation with a guy putting the lead female in a weak and compromising situation. Take a shot.
Random fancy pretty dress for the lead female. Take a shot.
Fancy ball where lead female is the "pretend" date with the lead male. Take a shot.
The rematch we've been waiting for. Although rather unexpected, since I always figured it would be Karen on Lulu's side vs. Suzaku against Lulu. This was one of my favorite battles. No magical new weapons or cheap gimmicks. Just a good, good fight.
That is...such a strange outfit for Nunnally. It doesn't match her at all. I'd like to see Karen in it sometime, though. >.>
Sword of Zero! That is...such a cool sword. I'd probably be way more into it if it were Lulu behind the mask. >.> Anyway, Lelouch's plan was brilliant (as usual) and terribly depressing). For a series like this, there's no good way to end it except to kill off the protagonist. But his self-sacrifice in the end and desire to make the world a better place was so sad. ;_; Lulu came out as my hero in the end (which makes him better than Light).
Karen, please don't be sad...
The guardian five.
;_________________________; SAD END.
Yay~ Karen isn't sad. ^o^ Is that the key to the guren nishiki that she's wearing around her neck?
Is that Alyssa's Child from My HiME?
And then it was Spice and Wolf. : / Lulu is now immortal master of economics. :D
Finally a promo with animated footage. Yay.~ Chaos;HEAd is another one I'm looking forward to. It airs October 9th, and the promo looks pretty decent. All I really know about the plot is that it's about some otaku guy who stumbles on some pretty terrible murders and winds up seeing all sorts of crazy delusions. The promo images make it look more like a harem series, but then again...I thought Higurashi was a harem series too.
Overflowing with pretty girls who don't really have any sticking power with their designs. Some of them also might not really exist.
Kaede? Is that you? Does that mean I'll be getting some delicious yandere goodness?
YES. DELICIOUS YANDERE GOODNESS.
There's actually a TV program about Battle Spirits. With like, commentators and analyists and stuff. And here I was worried that this card game wouldn't be unnaturally popular in this alternate Japan. The guy on the right is totally my hero.
It's his father. Naturally. Nothing like a good shine on the glass to keep mysterious characters a mystery. Oh yeah, and did I mention that Bashin has some sort of magic pendant that once belonged to his dad? MYSTERIOUS.
His soccer loving friend has large hair, a fact not unnoticed by this clever fellow. He probably attacks other players with it too.
The dude from Easter might be terrified, but I wonder how many girls would pay for this sort of treatment.
I swear these guys totally remind me of Team Rocket. They're completely incompetent, they get blown up every other minute, and they report to a scary angry man behind a desk.
Oh wait, I'm sorry. I meant Guardian 5. My two favorite guardians are conspiculously missing, but it's just as well. I doubt Kairi would do that silly pose anyway.
Next episode/season preview has Dia hatching again. Promo image for Shugo Chara Doki shows upgraded transformations as well including roller blades for Amulet Heart, a treble clef wand for Amulet Spade, and what appears to be (but probably isn't) a ping pong paddle for Amulet Clover. I hope Nadeshiko returns from overseas soon. He's my favorite.
Secret plots, deadly viruses, a mystery organization, and a genius hacker. It's hard to categorize Bloody Monday in a certain genre, because it crosses quite a few and manages to do so well. In a small town in Russia, a deadly virus is sold to a seductive woman who quickly turns the town into a testing ground, killing everyone in it. Meanwhile in Japan, a group of friends in school live out their happy school life. One of them, Fujimaru is secretly the genius hacker known as Falcon. His father works for a secret government agency and Fujimaru's skills are often called upon to aid the government. When his next job brings him up against the organization that now owns the virus, the lives of his family and friends are suddenly turned around. With his father on the run for a murder he didn't commit, Fujimari suddenly finds that he's on his own. To make things worse, his new teacher seems to have more than a passing interest in him and his skills.
I like stories like Bloody Monday where the stakes are high and the players are smart. In some ways it feels like a bizarre (but somehow effective) cross between Death Note and Black Lagoon. Fujimaru thankfully escapes the "magical genius programmer" stereotype. Although some of this hacking seems a bit farfetched, his plans make sense and his limitations like the power of the machine, getting wireless, etc. are more grounded in the real world. Unfortunately, some of Bloody Monday spills over into "teenage hero" ground as his friends are martial arts and archery champions who somehow are actually going to put up a fight against an evil organization with professional assassins. I honestly expected them to be dead a lot sooner. The organization is pretty faceless save an FBI agent gone bad and the extremely sexy Maya Chihara who has somehow managed to enter into Fujimaru's inner circle. Although Bloody Monday attempts to be more of a "real world" mystery, there's a good deal of suspension of disbelief necessary to swallow some of it. But hey, when you've got secret organizations and deadly viruses, and insane killers, it's practically expected. Anyone who likes mind games, intrigue, and high stakes would enjoy the ride.
Artwork is very nice with clean lines and excellent use of tones. The style leans towards more of a shonen feel, but with more of an emphasis on realistic rather than cartoony. Expressions stand out well and scenes of violence and blood are well drawn and evoke anger and sometimes disgust. The characters stand out well enough from each other, but none of their designs are memorable outside of these pages. Not like it's really necessary. Bloody Monday is a series that gets your adrenaline pumping and requires more thinking than the average shoot-em-up series. It lies somewhere between mind games and guns and I am eager for the next chapter.
My sister has a dog a lot like this one. Big, fluffy, and mildly violent in a cute way. And kinda perverted. Stay away from Miyuki, you eroinu. A mildly boring short that sorta rambled along at its own pace with no destination. In some ways, I was reminded of Azumanga Daioh. But...less funny.
This was my favorite short out of all of them. I play MMORPGs a lot, and watching them play was a lot of fun. Tsukasa's inability to work the basic controls was adorable, and her "a...a.....a....." part when Konata finally told her to use "ENTER" was really really cute. The best part of this comes from watching the characters in the background, though. Random romantic interactions, guys running around, and even a poor guy getting killed (and never revived). Classic.
Not a huge Konata fan, especially when she panders to the audience. I was a little surprised to see her dressed as Yuki, but her magic was pretty entertaining. And even though I dislike Konata pandering, Kagami pandering is always worth it. Seeing her as a maid, shrine maiden, and Rin was great. Seeing her as Hatsune for an extended period of time was wonderful. Konata, I take back (some of) the mean things I said about you. Tsun tsun Kagami is wonderful.
The volleybal sequence actually held my attention quite a bit. Animation was beautiful (as expected) and the simple plot drew me in. When it came down to the final spike, I held my breath for Tsukasa (and Kagami). The ending was predictable, but well-timed and really cute.
School camping trips are fun. Picking on Tsukasa less so. Wa wa wa wa wasuremono.
Live action Lucky Channel. O: Really cute, but it seems like these folks aren't quite used to being on screen. The actors looked a little bit awkward and in some places almost uncomfortable. Nothing like seeing a seiyuu cosplay their characters, though. Of course, when it starts getting self-referential, then my head starts hurting.
The ending song is a surprisingly well-animated, fluid, and catchy sequence of a cute idol singer.
Because no anime series is complete without a collection of random character songs. Admittedly, I've had mixed feelings about all of the music in S.A. The first OP was too bubblegum pop for my tastes, and the second OP was nice (but somewhat lacking). That being said, this album was actually pretty decent.
So I've been working on another amateur dub project. And as usual, I collected a cast of people that spans the globe. Translation: check. Script revisions: check. And out the email goes. Within a couple weeks, in come the MP3s. And that's when the problems hit. Besides being in charge of translation and scripting, I also have the somewhat tedious job of mixing all the audio. While recreating the track, and sound effects from scratch is a time-consuming process, the largest problem I face is the quality of the actors' mics. And that's not the only defining factor. One person sounds like he's a little too close. No matter how much I lower the volume, he'll sound louder than everyone else. Another girl's lines have a lot of static in them. One girl's mic makes her sound possibly under water while another seems to be under a blanket. And when we get to screaming lines, sometimes all you hear is a bunch of painful sound warping.
Introducing my secret weapon: lettuce. I'm still an amateur when it comes to making bento, and I spend a lot of time looking at other bento to get an idea of what I can do better. One thing I noticed a lot was that the really nice ones were always laid out on a bed of deep green lettuce. I have recently started doing this, and I honestly think it really does help. It adds more color, depth, and texture, plus it allows you to be a little more lazy with packing everything tightly. My lettuce-ing skills are still in dire need of improvement, but I think it's a good start. Today's bento also includes tamgoyaki, one of the most fun and delicious bento items to make. No cool bento theme today. Next step is to attempt to recreate bento from anime series. Because even my lunches like to cosplay.
I told you. I told you I told you I TOLD YOU that Nunnally was the final mastermind. You all thought I was crazy! You all laughed at me. But WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!? That's right! Nunnally!
In other news, Karen got so fed up with the way they twisted her character she ran away and joined the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's. I can only say it's an improvement. I adored Karen in season one, and I was cheering for her all through R2. But her bizarre and sudden hatred of Lelouch and easily manipulation from the laziest man on earth...not to mention she hardly got any decent screen time at all this season. ::mope::

Air was by far the easiest. Slap an arrow on a rice ball and call it good. I also made a riceball with a spiral of black sesame seeds. I had to place each seed by hand, and it took longer than it probably should have. But hey. Sesame seed spiral. :D
Earth is represented by the vegetables. The Earth Kingdom uses circles with a square in the middle for like...everything. Specifically earth bending stuff. So all I had to do was slice up a few carrots, poke some square shaped holes in them and tada. Earth.
Fire is represented by all the fruit. The Fire Nation symbol is just a flame. Easy enough. I was worried that by the time I was done with the strawberry it would be indistinguishable, but it came out decently.
I am very not pleased with my representation of water. The Water Tribe doesn't have any symbol, so it was up to me to think of something decent. I wound up using noodles to represent the flow of water, and I put salmon and seaweed on it so it's like the ocean.
As someone with a computer science background, I was really expecting something different from a manga called "Random Walk." Personally, I think a story about a drunk man stumbling home over a city-sized Pascal's Triangle would have been much more interesting and a whole lot less frustrating. Random Walk follows the romantic adventures of a high school freshman girl named Yuka as she looks for love. And it's a roller coaster ride that any indiscriminate shoujo fan should eat up. As for the rest of us...
The artwork is pretty standard shoujo fare, which basically means that I can't tell any of the characters apart save for hairstyle. Sadly, a lot of characters have really similar hairstyles. One guy with long hair only manages to stand out until he cuts it, then he looks exactly like Yuka's previous boyfriend. Two sets of girls with nearly identical hairstyles confuse me quite a bit, and I keep mistaking one girl with particularly short hair for a guy. Artistically, it's a solid piece of work. However, it does nothing to distinguish itself from the piles of shoujo manga out there with decidedly better plots.
Contestant #1: Tianzi (Code Geass R2)
Contestant #2: Kairi (Shugo Chara)
Contestant #3: Noe (true tears)
Hiyama's latest victim was a suicide bomber who blew up a government building. Unfortunately, his plan isn't quite as flawless as he imagined. Kuonji realizes something's up and guesses that the bomber was hypnotized into his suicide mission. And so he arrives at the school with the intent to use hypnosis to discover the culprit. Even though Hiyama hypnotized everyone into forgetting they were used as his test subjects, he knows that Kuonji has the ability to dig deeper than that. And so he quickly gets to work with the intent to erase him. He starts making moves at Kuonji's niece who already declared her love for Hiyama in the first chapter. Then he has two of the people closest to the suicide bomber commit suicide after leaving a note that declares that Kuonji is the true mastermind behind the bombing.
Even when I don't try to compare Lost+Brain to Death Note or Code Geass, I feel a sense of lacking. I think Hiyama's sudden leap into evil is too abrupt. Even though he began the story feeling superior to everyone else, the fact that he has no problem letting his pawns die from the beginning is odd. I also feel very little attachment to the characters, so I have very little stake in who wins this game. I wouldn't mind a break from the random deaths and mind games to get some time to know these characters a little better.
All the intelligent comments on this episode have already been taken, so it's time to dive into mindless, snarky comments. Well, I guess I should at least rant a little bit first. These days, it seems like the cool thing to bash Code Geass R2, call it a trainwreck, etc. And I guess in comparison with the first season, I really feel pretty let down. In fact, I'm not even sure what the point in anymore. Lulu has lost his main reason for becoming Zero, and yet he continues. I'm not really sure why. Is it his competetive nature? His drive to create a new world? He says he must continue now, but his changing the world seems to lack decent motivation. And then, of course, how are people picking sides, anyway? C.C. chose Lulu because she suddenly decided to break things off with Charles and Marianne? Then Suzaku just...forgave Lulu and became his knight. And Nina's with him too, even know she knows Lulu killed Euphemia? Lloyd (and Cecile) seem to go with whoever they feel like. In fact, they just seem to work on robots with no motive or moral standing. Li and Todou are making some really strange decisions, too. I can't believe the Order of the Black Knights would turn around so suddenly and start working with a prince of Britannia if they were so angry about being used by a prince of Britannia in the first place. In fact, there's really not much that makes sense to this one anymore. But I will admit that I keep watching it. It's a soap opera, but it has me hooked. No matter how much I complain, I'm still watching. And buying merchandise. And writing about it. And...well, I'll save that for later. >.>
I'm still surprised Nunnally couldn't figure it out from the beginning.
BAD END
After last week's RivalzxNina, nothing surprises me anymore.
I like the chess piece in the foreground. Very symbolic.
+Anima (pronounced "plus anima") is one of my favorite manga series, and it's a breath of fresh air that finds a home somewhere between epic plotlines that take themselves too seriously and rambling adventures that quickly degenerate into mindless silliness. In a medieval-fashioned world, there are people who have the power of certain animals. These people are called +Anima, and they are a stigma upon society. Most spend their lives disguised as normal humans and most humans are content to shun any who reveal themselves. In this world an energetic crow +Anima named Cooro is going on an adventure with no destination. His winning personality quickly earns him warm friends, but also attracts a lot of unwanted attention. Along the way, Cooro is joined by Husky, a money-loving, feminine fish +Anima, Senri, a somewhat spacey and childish bear +Anima, and Nana girly and innocent bat +Anima. The four of them travel through the world having adventures and making friends.
It's really impossible to give +Anima much of a plot short of "four friends go on adventures together." Each of the characters has their own history with especially long arcs devoted to them, but for the most part, it's a collection of mini adventures. There are hints at something larger brewing beneath the surface, especially concerning Cooro, whose past is the only one still left in mystery. But as it stands, this series is merely adventures of friends with no real destination. And it doesn't pretend to be any more than that. They're not heroes out to save the world. They're not a pack of wolves searching for paradise. They just are. Of course, Cooro's infectious energy and overwhelming desire to help people gets the group into a lot of situations. Unlike other travelers (like Kino, of Kino's Journey), they touch and change every place they visit.
Artwork in +Anima is absolutely gorgeous. Expansive landscapes and detailed scenery provide an appropriate home for beautifully drawn characters. Character designs, especially the main characters and distinctive and pleasing to the eye. Chibis are adorable, and even in their normal form, the large-eyed characters have a childish innocence. +Anima is a series that I wish would be animated, but I'm honestly worried that any animation wouldn't be able to capture the beauty and detail of the artwork in the manga.
If you haven't read it yet, check out this darling article on MSNBC. This Lulu facepalm image comes in handy a lot more than I wish it would.
When I first read Area no Kishi, I wrote it off as just another sports series and quickly dropped interest in. Wow. I was so wrong, and I cannot say how glad I am that I was bored enough to pick it up again. I know practically zip about soccer (or, as everyone else in the world calls it, football), but the story is a lot less about soccer and a lot more about growing up. Kakeru and Suguru are brothers. Suguru, the eldest is a star soccer player and considered one of Japan's national treasures. Kakeru adores his older brother and realizes he'll never measure up to him, even though he has a lot of talent for soccer as well. But rather than compete with his brother, Kakeru is happy to be team manager for their school's soccer team and work towards his goal of becoming a personal trainer.
At this point, Area no Kishi plays out like any good school life sports series. A childhood friend, Nana, returns to help Kakeru manage the soccer team. She's grown very beautiful in her years away and Kakeru remembers that he had fallen for her when they were children. Meanwhile, Kakeru likes to practice soccer alone at night, but a mysterious masked player joins him, eventually encouraging him to move forward with his soccer skills. We soon see that although Suguru is skilled, only Kakeru can keep up with him and serve as the proper "kishi," or "knight" to the "king" of soccer, Suguru. Although it's apparent Kakeru's skills are needed, he begins questioning his abilities even more and decides to quit the soccer team altogether.
The artwork in Area no Kishi is very clean, as befits a series about sports. I don't know much about soccer or how it should look, but the soccer scenes are dynamic and well-drawn to my eyes. Character designs aren't outstanding, but the plain designs suit the slice of life feel of the story and make the characters easier to identify with. Emotions are conveyed beautifully. As I mentioned before, the few pages with no dialogue really blew me away in terms of all the thoughts and feelings they managed to draw out. The author and the artist are different people, but it's clear that they both understand the story well.
With a name like Ou-bento, you'd think I would talk about bento more often. Actually, I do like bento. A lot. In fact, packing bento is one of my hobbies. I'm not as cool as some of those artists out there who can make Pikachu out of rice or Goku who then goes super saiyan after you eat the seaweed portion. But I've been packing bento for awhile and I think I'm improving. This one isn't exactly a traditional bento since I didn't use one of my bento boxes. But it still looks good (to me, at least).
Satisfying another one of my hobbies. The more expensive one. I like taking cosplay pictures with my bento. Especially if it's a girl who packs bento in the series. You can pretend this is Kotomi or Kyou - whichever you prefer. But it's really Kotomi.
A golden curry bento. This one is packed in one of those lovely Zojirushi lunch sets. I requested it as a birthday present when I was in highschool, and it's still one of my favorite worldly possessions. Yes, I'm a bento nerd.
This is one of my most popular ones, and I'm honestly a little bit embarrassed by it. It was one of my first, and I'm pretty sure I could do a lot better now. But the pirate onigiri is admittedly pretty cute, and so is the skull hard-boiled egg (in a sort of morbid creepy way).
This is one of my personal favorites. I like the simplicity and the rabu rabu motif. Oh, and I really like making tamagoyaki. It's a lot of fun rolling the egg. ^-^ RABU RABU.
Kotomi. It's no secret that I adore Kotomi. Her adorable shyness and innocence is just so...so...MOE. Ahh...I think I replayed the episode 04 scene where she spun around ten or so times before actually moving on with the episode. And then in episode 11, her "Bonjour," was just so cute. I replayed that a lot too. In fact, I played it three times before actually bothering to cap the above screen today. I gotta hand it to Mamiko Noto for making me fall in love with her voice as well. I was only a passing fan of her voice, but after Kotomi...AAAAHHH. Great scot, I love this girl. Her cute hair, her cute expressions, and her compete inability to play violin (like me :D) just make me melt over her. Haaaaa...
I've been re-watching true tears lately, and I forgot how much I loved Noe. From the PV, I actually thought she'd be really annoying and Hiromi would be my favorite, but after the first episode I switched over to the Noe camp. Her moe factor isn't as much cuteness or innocence as much as her quirky honesty and romantic ideas. And her aburamushi song. So cute. And she can cook. Did I mention that I like girls who can cook? I love girls who can cook. I like packing bento and I love seeing cute bento in anime. So much. D: The end of episode 06 where Noe was cooking for Shinichiro while singing and wearing his belt made me go :D.

I waited nearly two seasons for a decent Karen scene and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. I mean...really? That's it? No buildup? No drama? I'll admit the background music was nice, but...wow. This is disappointing. I've been firmly in the Karen camp since the beginning, and I patiently waited for my turn...and then we get...aaaagh. I DEMAND A RECOUNT. And Lulu's hat looks really funny.
On the bright side, the music was pretty. Not as nice as my personal favorite, Stories, from season one, but at least Karen got that track as well. The whole scene seems like an awkwardly planned farewell with a random kiss thrown in because Sunrise realized that they haven't gotten around to giving the Karen fans the good stuff. Lulu and Karen have some close to kissing twice, but Karen got beat out by Shirley and C.C. before she could finally plant one. Rawrs. And then they just look completely bored and disappointed. Kinda like me while watching this episode. Well, Nunnally's back (to no one's surprise, save Lulu) so we'll see what kinda crazy shenanigans go down in the next episode. Best case scenario, Schneizel takes over the government, Rivalz and Nina run away, C.C. buys Pizza Hut and Lulu finds himself a better hat.
Please explain why Suzaku and Lulu look like Otome and Master. There's something terribly wrong with this. Unless of course Suzaku actually is a girl. Which would explain Code Geass 9.33.
Really? Is Britannian fashion sense really that bad? That looks like a mildly uncomfortable body suit, and what's with the hat/ears/mask thingy? I usually love CLAMP's designs and fashion, but something seems to have gone a little awry here.
That might be one of the most disappointing endings ever. More than Yamato Gensouki. More than Zombie Powder. Apparently the ratings for Double Arts were so low the series actually got axed. D: And so we get a BAD END. This is pretty disappointing, as I was actually really excited about it and I even tagged it for anime-fication. Was it really not that popular? There's no way the world is already tired of plucky male leads, mysterious organizations, and lots and lots of over-the-top fighting, is there? Either way, Double Arts ends with a future Elle writing a journal about Kiri. She appears to be cured, as she is alive and well and Kiri isn't holding her hand. It also hinted that Kiri fell in love with her at first sight and that she was beginning to crush on him as well. ::sigh:: I really wanted to see where it went. And now poor Sui will never get all the amazing battles that she's looking for.
You're surfing YouTube. You find a clip from your favorite anime and you click without thinking. It looks normal at first, but suddenly the background music comes to a screeching halt and instead of your favorite seiyuu, you hear some thirteen-year-old kid with a retainer and a heavy accent. You can barely make out their flat emotions above the static of their ten dollar microphone, but you're pretty sure you can also hear the TV in the background and someone's younger brother practing trombone. Or maybe it's a dying cat. Hard to tell.
Akuma to Love Song is quite possibly the most refreshing, infuriating, addictive, and frustrating series I've ever read. Maria Kawai was expelled from a high class private school for "violence against a teacher." Her reception to the lowly regarded Touzuka High School is decidedly cold. It's hard to blame the students. Maria is beautiful, but aloof. She doesn't seem interested in making friends and the combination of her keen observation and biting words leave a nasty taste in the mouths of students comfortable behind their cheerful masks. In truth, Maria has a good heart, but stunted people skills. She lacks any form of tact, nor does she understand why it's necessary to speak gently. She is quickly branded a demon by her classmates and ostracized just as quickly by her teacher. The only people to show interest in her are Kanda Yuusuke and Meguro Shin. Kanda is a happy-go-lucky, foolishly honest boy who wants to be friends with everyone and hopes that everyone can get along. Meguro is detached and bored, but someone finds himself drawn to the quirky and warm-hearted Maria that hides beneath the cold exterior.
Everyone's had to deal with school bullying, but Japanese schools are infamous for taking school bullying to new (and often teacher-sanctioned) heights. Maria quickly falls prey to catty girls and bitter boys and the homeroom teacher not only turns a blind eye, but aggravates the bullying even further. The neverending stream of lies and cruelty is infuriating and extremely frustrating to the reader who is given a peek into Maria's inner thoughts. All you want is for Maria to be happy, or at least be left alone. But the bullying comes in a steady stream, and she takes it calmly without opposition. She doesn't fight back, nor does she cry herself to sleep. She merely continues. Her strenth is admirable, especially as she helps out another girl who suffers bullying. The relationships she develops with Kanda and Meguro are also interesting, as she is not a girl looking for love. Nor is she the fiesty feminist who hates boys but eventually melts. Rather, she just treats them with the same brutal honesty she dishes out on everyone. She's a refreshing change of pace for a shoujo heroine, but sometimes I wish she'd dish out some revenge Othello-style. But if she did that, she'd fail to be the cool heroine I'm cheering for.
Artwork is beatiful, but inconsistent. Maria is drawn in stunning detail with beautifully shaded hair and gorgeous eyelashes, but the other characters are so much flatter. Their linework lacks as much depth as their personalities. Kanda and Megu get the nice art treatment when it suits them, but it feels as if characters are only drawn with an amount of care and detail proportional to how the reader is supposed to like them. Backgrounds are simple but clear with the usual random splotches, patterns, and sparkles typical of shoujo manga. Chibi version Maria is adorably amusing with her exaggerated lips and eyes. The nicest artwork comes with the chapter covers that feature Maria in richly detailed lolita style clothing.
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Shin-chan, the superhero Canadian mountie of Shinjuku! And he's here to tell kids what to do when dealing with "bad adults." Yes, I'm blogging an educational anime for little kids. Deal with it. Shin-chan is a series of vaguely related animated shorts involving little kids and what they should do when approached by bad adults. Except instead of being actual bad adults with bad intent, they're all a sentai-like villain and his lackeys. This villain seems to want to kidnap children of Shinjuku, presumable as some sort of revenge against the hero Shin-chan. He disguises himself as various adults to carry out his nefarious schemes.
His schemes are actually decently good. First he tries various mildly shady tactics like asking a kid if he wants to see something interesting or offering to drive a girl to the store. Shin-chan flies in to warn the children that they should never go with someone they don't know, and if that person tries to force you, you should yell for help. Our villain then upgrades to decidedly more sophisticated tactics. First he poses as a talent scout and offers a girl a shot at idol-dom if she'll only come with him. Then he poses as a doctor and calls a young boy in his apartment, saying that the boy's mother has been hurt and that he's going to take the boy to the doctor. Shin-chan again reminds kids that they need to stop and think before going with people, even if they're excited or worried. In the end, Shin-chan scares the bad guy away and two boys go to watch the girl do ballet. Everyone is happy.